WELCOME

You have entered a dimension made possible by April Fool's Day.  Thanks to people like you, people like us with too much time on their hands can dupe unsuspecting truthseekers with outlandish claims.  I mean seriously, do you really think a small company like Cogito would unveil a Starlink "Nano" product before Elon, MrBeast, and the 1000's of techies in the know?  If you've continued to read this far you clearly have a sense of humor, so thanks for being a great sport and let us know if you'd like a (non-working) Nano of your very own